Wordplay Exercises - House of 5 Specials

Welcome to the House of 5 Specials where you have 5 specials to choose from for a complete dining experience.

Special No.1
Beef with buttered muffins. Served with choice of small or regular iced T (large unavailable).

Special No. 2
Chiks and a basket*. Served with hot but sour soup.
*basket optional, best for those prone to scent-induced nausea

Special No. 3
Shrimps and a bucket**. Choice of dips: mild, spicy, wild.
**bucket NOT optional. Includes 6 bottles of strong beer. May also be used for shrimphead discards.

Special No. 4
Happy Meal: Mah homiezz spaghetti and fried chicken (drumstick only). Comes with a toy.
(Note: for this meal, may only be availed of by paying through pasaload.)

Special No. 5
Heartbreak combo: Prime steak*** with chiks****on the side.
***subject to availability
****always available

Goodevening ma’am/sir! May I take your order?